**********Breaking News**********

By Richard E Walrath

William Gates, who is in charge of messing up my MSN messages, says that he is not now, never has been, and never expects to be Secretary of Defense.

Robert Gates, Secretary of Defense, has not been heard from since President Obama mixed up their first names in his Close Guantanamo speech, referring to his Secretary of Defense as William Gates.

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